In honor of the two conflicting holidaysoh my god
Totally relaxed !
Serious face / happy face
Papa’s convinced beau to help him hang the tv on the wall and nanny’s got me in the kitchen while they work
It’s feelin’ pretty 60’s housewife up in here today
#i’m sure in 1986 that didnt sound as gay as it does now
I have a pretty new toy
Look at the cool things we found!
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you
no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers
like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
finally someone said it