Nanny made me sit on things and then took my picture so I’m making all of you look at one of them
h/t Bob Murphy
tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T
Is there a classic movie bloopers fandom because there needs to be one
OH MY GOD THESE THINGS REALLY EXIST???
I like how the guy in the fifth panel touches the blinds and then just goes FUCK IT I DIDN’T DO IT I’M OUT
i will be giving away a tri-top chest binder from Underworks to one lucky winner. Underworks makes some really great binders. i am a cis female and use one for cosplay, and i have found them to be comfortable, easy to wear, and extremely effective.
- this is a contest specifically for trans/nonbinary/genderqueer/etc people. if you are cis identifying you can reblog for others to see, but you cannot win.
- i expect people to be honest about their gender identity. if i find out that cis people are entering the contest and lying in order to take this opportunity away from someone i will be really fucking pissed
- in the same vein, if you are not out and you win, i will not interrogate you about your gender. i will be honest with you if you are honest with me!
- DO NOT ASK ME TO RIG THE GIVEAWAY FOR YOU
- you must be comfortable giving your address to me
- the winner will have 24 hours to respond to an ask sent to them. if they do not respond within 24 hours a new winner will be chosen
- i will not be announcing the winner to protect the privacy of the individual. if they want to announce it themselves they are welcome to
- if i send the binder to you and it is returned to me for any reason (wrong address, wrong name, etc) i am not responsible for paying to have it resent.
- winners will be chosen via a random number generator
- reblogs + likes count
- contest ends april 30th
- international entries are OK, i will pay for shipping
if you have any questions about sizing, please refer to the Underworks Tri-Top binder page. if you are still confused, i will try to help you
This is my new dress I feel like a cute like sailor
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
My cat grooms me. What does that mean?
It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help
unlikely things to read in the bible
There will never be a time where I wont reblog this
you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head
What the books are actually like