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posted il y a 15 minutes
9/17/14 @ 5:20 pm

mulderplease
© charlottelabouff

charlottelabouff:

[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE

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posted il y a 5 heures
9/17/14 @ 11:40 am

everettodair
© neutroisenjolras

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

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posted il y a 23 heures
9/16/14 @ 6:18 pm

tagged as:
# my babies
# coleybear
# cats
# cat
Cole heard something, stood up, and just… stayed standing up.

Cole heard something, stood up, and just… stayed standing up.

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posted il y a 1 jour
9/16/14 @ 5:20 pm

alannaspeak
© scenicroutes

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

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posted il y a 1 jour
9/16/14 @ 11:40 am

deerbabystyles
© montypythonandtheholyblog

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

image

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posted il y a 1 jour
9/16/14 @ 10:21 am

lifeinprep
© owls-only
rottenfrown:

hauntedmarch:

corgisandboobs:

"No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else."

Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something

rottenfrown:

hauntedmarch:

corgisandboobs:

"No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else."

Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something

image

image

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posted il y a 1 jour
9/16/14 @ 10:21 am

mylittlespaceontheinternet
© eofelis

eofelis:

eofelis:

but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

image

so we can’t help being dicks

this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke

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posted il y a 1 jour
9/16/14 @ 10:20 am

hairyderek
© hellasterek

tagged as:
# sterek

packofstereks:

Son, nothing can tear these two apart.

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posted il y a 1 jour
9/16/14 @ 9:49 am

drunkcrier
© storeboughtisfine
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posted il y a 1 jour
9/16/14 @ 9:49 am

applesandelephants
© garfeildlogan

lumos5001:

rawr0609:

garfeildlogan:

this thing w ferguson is making me wonder how many of the historical riots that happened in the 20th century they teach you about in school were actually ‘riots’ ??

I’m scared that in 40 years, I’m gonna have to tell my child what really happened because their textbooks will be full of lies

history is written by the victors

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posted il y a 1 jour
9/16/14 @ 9:47 am

neverbeyondhogwarts
© iraffiruse

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

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posted il y a 1 jour
9/16/14 @ 9:41 am

deliciousfandomtears
❝ When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

This is important.

(via goddessgretchen)

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posted il y a 2 jours
9/15/14 @ 5:20 pm

smartchicken
© gifak-net

burdenedwithgloriouspurposse:

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

"FUCKING SHIT WORMTAIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE"

burdenedwithgloriouspurposse:

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

"FUCKING SHIT WORMTAIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE"

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posted il y a 2 jours
9/15/14 @ 12:45 pm
Sister and I discuss candle advertising

Sister and I discuss candle advertising

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posted il y a 2 jours
9/15/14 @ 11:40 am

pepperroxd
© ohgodbenny

Some brilliant motto from Benedict.