I REALLY LIKE THIS URBAN LEGEND BEHIND THE WORD, "FUCK"
THAT SAID THAT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, DURING THE BLACK DEATH, RESOURCES WERE SCARCE SO COUPLES HAD TO OBTAIN ROYAL PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN
SO THEY HAD TO PUT UP A SIGN ON THEIR HOUSE (VISIBLE ON THE ROAD) THAT SAID,
“FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT of KING”
AND THEIR ENTIRE STREET WOULD KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING
OKAY FELLOW WHOVIANS, THIS IS OUR CHANCE!
The petition is HERE and it needs over 90,000 more signatures. We can do this! Go sign the petition and then signal boost the hell out of it!
HOLY SHIT THIS IS OUR TIME
"you only post selfies for the attention"
everything I do is for attention
hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?
SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT
There’s a really long post about the history and difference between the katana and longsword that I super want to read but I just don’t have that kind of attention span
I’m at the eye doctor’s for a check up and new prescription and I just realised I forgot my glasses
son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
hOLY SHIT HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THE FUCKING KEY IS RIGHT THERE IN THE FUCKING LOCK HE LITERALLY JUST HAS TO TURN THE KEY NO MAGIC INVOLVED JFC HARRY HOW DID YOU EVER DEFEAT VOLDEMORT WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN UNLOCK A LOCK
What are you calling me a bitch for?
The tiniest brofist. [x]
"I think you have one of the best scowls, though. One of the best sort of mean, y’know, tired, angry, I’m gonna kill you scowls on the show."