Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word
“Face battle” sounds way cooler
“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”
you may face battle the bride
face battle me in the rain
You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass.
Just when I thought I’d seen everything
Face battling your ass
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
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did you lick it? o-o
no but this puppy did
whose name is Beamer
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so did you meet susan sarandon and lick her clit?
no but i met her puppy
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oh bb, im gonna do me all over the fuckin house ;*
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gonna substitute a machete instead of a razor though
you do you baby
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useful tips that im gonna use
yaaaay i helped someooooone
well, the easiest thing would be to shave your legs and a little onto your pubic bone so the hair line is further in, if you’re scared about nicking ~places. but whether you choose to do that or shave it all or leave a little landing strip, here are some tips that i’ve learned over the past decade of doing this:
if you don’t want to shave, you can always get a bathing suit with a skirt on it. there are some really cute ones that look like a 60’s mod dress like this one here.
and, remember, it’s all trial-and-error. the things i’ve written above work for me, but they may not work for you. and i still nick myself from time-to-time, so don’t get discouraged if you do so. it’ll all be okay. i promise. you do you and own your body and everyone will love and accept you for it.
Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
BEST INSULTS
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr
“There’s some lovely filth down here Dennis.”
My bro and me can quote the entire film, I kid you not.
Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying “my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for”
what on earth
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just
and then
