Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again
thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine
if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy
Watching this cute video can help raise money for other cute dogs. Seems like a good deal to me!
make this viral
*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
we should start a bowling team when we all get to hell
I wish I lived in fictional new york, it sounds really easy to succeed there
i am very much not okay today.
Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
guys! i’m in usatoday! right against the post!