in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you
this show is a gift
this is my favorite video on the whole iinternet i give up
im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh
I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
The ol razzle dazzle
[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE
"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
*makes raptor noises*
Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]
without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst.
I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that
"FUCKING SHIT WORMTAIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE"
Some brilliant motto from Benedict.