i am ashley victoria.
sometimes i do things.
i require rainbow cake to live.
my landlord won't let me have any more cats.

my girlfriend and i are trying to meet, but we have no money. if you wish to help us be able to finally be together, you can go here! any little bit helps and makes us cry with happiness.

nalyne:

All those words: rights of the people, rights of man, the social contract, the French Revolution, the Republic, democracy, humanity, civilization, religion, progress, came very near to signifying nothing whatever to Grantaire…However, this sceptic had one fanaticism. This fanaticism was neither a dogma, nor an idea, nor an art, nor a science; it was a man: Enjolras. Grantaire admired, loved, and venerated Enjolras. - Les Misérables, Volume III, Chapter I 

randomstupidchaos:

thecatbusismyspiritanimal:

wiccanroses:

xybutt:

whatagrump:

Reblog for history channel

History.

History channel I love you anyways

oh wow they’re all true…

I’m appalled the History channel one didn’t mention aliens anywhere. Aliens or Nostradamus. 

lokithehedgehog:

What to do with socks by Loki
- Get in your sock
- Get comfy!

llamacorns:

everydayiamcumberbatchin:

the-great-princess:

stumpimusprime:

Honestly, we should make this the most reblogged thing on Tumblr.

Let’s do it.

Sherlockian or not, every tumblr person can relate to this.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

• Minerva McGonagall: Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans
• Minerva McGonagall: I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.
• Minerva McGonagall: I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.
• Minerva McGonagall: Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?

clockworkreveur:

tablespoons:

“if false, please correct and rewrite the statement”

crudelis:

Victorian house in Arcata, Ca