i am ashley victoria.
sometimes i do things.
i require rainbow cake to live.
my landlord won't let me have any more cats.

my girlfriend and i are trying to meet, but we have no money. if you wish to help us be able to finally be together, you can go here! any little bit helps and makes us cry with happiness.

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The New Normal - 1x13 - Stay-At-Home Dad

this episode of tnn hurts 

9-year-old girls just ate strawberry lube on my tv i can’t 

goodbye life 

Expectations are a funny thing. You waste so much time guessing what your life could look like, but the thing is, you can’t really know until the day you open your eyes and see that if you let go and lean into the unexpected, it may be something more beautiful than you ever could have imagined.

• Bryan: I cannot get all the down, sir. This is a very expensive suit.

• Bryan: Tell me what it is. No, don't tell me what it is cause I hate it when you ruin surprises but tell me anyway.

omg babyyyyyyy on the ormament 

baaaaaabyyyyyyyy

i’m just drunk enough to be confuded about wha’tshappening in the new normak

the new normal never fails to make me feel a bit better